Corrupt-A-Wish

Here's how you play:

Grant the wish made by the user above you, while at the same time corrupting it in whatever way you wish to make it different than what the previous user originally intended.
Afterwards, you make your own wish, which in turn will be corrupted by the next user.

For example:
USER A: I wish I had a million dollars.

USER B: You now have one million dollars. In monopoly money.

I wish I had a steak.

USER C: Granted. It’s made out of rubber.

I wish Batman was real.

Etc.
I’ll start.

I wish Tacos were free.

Granted, but now you get an even worse diarrhea when you eat them due to the laxatives.

I wish i would stop being so pale.

granted but u now you are red all over

i wish to be taller

Granted, but now the military mistakes for a giant.

I wish it was colder.

wish granted but now you are a pop-sickle

i wish i had long hair

Granted, but now you trip on it.

I wish I wasn't so tired.

granted but now you are too hyper and everyone seems so slow

i wish i was a star

Granted, but now you're overwhelmed with paparazzi.

I wish there weren't anymore remakes in the movie industry.

granted but you miss many epic remakes

i wish i was buffer

Granted but you're now a buff jerk
I wish I was fast

granted but now you cant control your speed

i wish i was strong

Granted but now too many girls swarm you everyday and you can't make them stop eventually till you decide to become weak so the madness stops

I wish I could get a better phone

you get the best phone there is but it comes with the worst virus there is

i wish i could eat non-stop

granted, but you can only eat buggars.
I wish i could get a life.

granted but you lose it playing mario

i wish i could play games all night